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A great memorable quote from the Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story movie on Quotes.net - Cotton McKnight: Looks like it's gonna be a two-on-one, a ménage à trois of pain. Pepper Brooks: He will not be able to see very well, Cotton. Save yourself the embarrassment of losing with these losers in Las Vegas, La Fleur. Cotton McKnight: Looks like it's gonna be a two-on-one, a ménage à trois of pain. Cotton McKnight; Cotton: Average Joe’s will be forfeiting the championship match. But never in all my years as a sportscaster have I witnessed something as improbable, as impossible, as what we've witnessed here today! Good guy wins.

He and his wife, the former Judy Lee Rickley, lived in Picacho. Peter La Fleur: There's someone out there for everybody.Cotton McKnight: Average Joe's has a tough job, facing the Lumberjacks. Rate this quote: (4.33 / 3 votes) I've even witnessed a grown man satisfy a camel. Cotton McKnight : ... Cotton McKnight : Ladies and gentlemen, I have been to the Great Wall of China, I have seen the Pyramids of Egypt, I've even witnessed a grown man satisfy a camel. You know you. You’re adopted, you’re parents don’t even love you. Oh, I don't think I'm a lot dumber than you think that I thought that I thought I was once.Remember the 5 D's of dodgeball: Dodge, Dip, Duck, Dive, and uh...Dodge!You're about as useful as a poopy flavored lollipop!It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump some doorknobs out there. Cotton McKnight: Ohh, right in the testicles! Now there's a souvenir for a lucky fan."

Cotton McKnight: Average Joe's has a tough job, facing the Lumberjacks.

Subscribe I am also the product of a place called Paint Creek. Cotton McKnight: Looks like it's gonna be a two-on-one, a ménage à trois of pain. These woodsmen probably haven't even smelled a woman in eight months. [Peter Lafleur blindfold himself] It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Pepper Brooks: Unbelievable!. Hear Us Out: Ben Affleck Is One of the Most Under-Appreciated – And Fiercely Talented – Actors Of His Generation Cotton McKnight: It's time to separate the wheat from the chaff, the men from the boys, the awkwardly feminine from the possibly Canadian. Don't make me think!" Gary Cole - Cotton McKnight

Cotton McKnight: Ladies and gentlemen, I have been to the Great Wall of China, I have seen the Pyramids of Egypt, I've even witnessed a grown man satisfy a camel. But never in all my years as a sportscaster have I witnessed something as improbable, as impossible, as what we've witnessed here today!

“Ladies and gentlemen, I’ve been to the Great Wall of China, I’ve seen the pyramids of Egypt, I’ve even witnessed a grown man satisfy a camel” Trivia Edit. It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there!Learn the five d's of dodgeball: dodge duck dip dive and dodgeLearn the five d's of dodgeball: dodge duck dip dive and dodge.Because at Globo Gym, We're better than you! Cotton McKnight Quotes: Cotton McKnight: I'm being told that Average Joe's does not have enough players and will be forfeiting the championship... Cotton McKnight: In 23 years of broadcasting I thought I'd seen it all, folks. Doesn't have a zip code. Unbelievable. Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? My gym's worth over $4 million. Big freakin' surprise. Kate Veach: Don't worry Justin that guy is a jerk. in TV Shows. Pepper Brooks: I sure do like pumpkins, Cotton. in Movie Quotes. You know, once I was thinking about quitting when I was diagnosed with brain, lung and testicular cancer, all at the same time. Played by Gary Cole. Well, I guess if a person never quit when the going got tough, they wouldn't have anything to regret for the rest of their life. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- Son, you're about as useful as a poopy-flavored lollipop. He was a life-long native of New Mexico, having been born November 14, 1952 in Roswell. You're about as useful as a poopie flavored lollipop! Dwight: Yeah, he'll probably fall off the roller coaster and break every bone in his body. It could be a psychological ploy, or something worse. Son, you're about as useful as a poopy-flavored lollipop! No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste. These woodsmen probably haven't even smelled a woman in eight months. “- Cotton McKnight: Average Joe's has a tough job, facing the Lumberjacks. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --